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		<title>Spring Has Sprung&#8230; And It&#8217;s Horrible.</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2011/03/25/spring-has-sprung-and-its-horrible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 20:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate spring. Especially this spring, and even though it will make me seem like a horribly pessimistic moo-cow, I shall tell you why. In the ensuing post. Aren't you lucky? <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=229&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">BUNNY CRY!</media:title>
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		<title>Moustaches Make Everything Better</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2011/01/24/moustaches-make-everything-better/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricDoesNotExist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things I Like]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copious use of the word epic]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mexican restaurant owners, sex-pests and mexican sex-pests who own restaurants, the moustache is yours no longer.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=179&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">moustache hat</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">mustache-madness-poster</media:title>
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		<title>Daily Post?</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2011/01/09/daily-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricDoesNotExist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody wants to read a daily post from me. And I don't want to write one. Okay? Okay.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=217&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Sundays are Stressful</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2011/01/09/sundays-are-stressful/</link>
		<comments>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2011/01/09/sundays-are-stressful/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 19:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricDoesNotExist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nasty cat ! I&#039;m very stressed. Why? It&#039;s a Sunday, and Sundays are stressful because of the Mondays that follow them. A Sunday is an extension of a Monday in that everything you do on Sunday has repercussions (or should that just be percussions? I like that word, &#039;percussions&#039;) on Monday. Stay up late reading [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=220&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Festive Posting</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2011/01/06/festive-posting/</link>
		<comments>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2011/01/06/festive-posting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 21:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricDoesNotExist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am one of those suckish and horrible bloggers who don&#8217;t post over the holidays. This is for two reasons. 1. My brother (IF YOU ARE READING THIS, NICK. IF YOU ARE, STOP IT. STOP NOW) took great pleasure in antagonising me over my what can only be called eccentric subject matter. 2. I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=213&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Aaargh, Christmas!</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2010/12/18/aaargh-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2010/12/18/aaargh-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 20:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricDoesNotExist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previously unpublished post &#8211; 15th November 2010 I love Christmas, I really do. On about the tenth of December something just goes PING! inside me, and from that moment on, I have an unquashable urge to wear Santa hats, eat mince pies and wander around town with mittens and candles, singing carols. But it&#8217;s November [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=207&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>David Bowie, I Love You</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2010/12/05/david-bowie-i-love-you/</link>
		<comments>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2010/12/05/david-bowie-i-love-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 04:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricDoesNotExist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love David Bowie. Really, really, really. Veritable foetus that I am, my respect for him travels down through the decades. I love him more than Flight of the Conchords do. If you can't deal with Bowie, ruminations on pop culture and general fangirliness, look away now.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=205&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Well Done, Weather (or: Bloody Snow and Replacement Rail Services!)</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/well-done-weather-or-bloody-snow-and-replacement-rail-services/</link>
		<comments>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/well-done-weather-or-bloody-snow-and-replacement-rail-services/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 14:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricDoesNotExist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SNOW! SNOW! HIDE IN YOUR HOMES! STOCK UP YOUR FRIDGES! GET OUT THE SAXA TABLE SALT!!!!! 

This was a severe weather warning issued by HM Government. Thank you.  <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=200&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Urgh. *shudders*</media:title>
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		<title>Grovel, Grovel</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2010/11/12/grovel-grovel/</link>
		<comments>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2010/11/12/grovel-grovel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 20:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricDoesNotExist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You don't have to read this if you don't want to.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=195&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">Look! Promises fulfilled!</media:title>
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		<title>Why Won&#8217;t You Comment?</title>
		<link>http://ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com/2010/10/28/why-wont-you-comment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 20:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EricDoesNotExist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In which the Blogger has a go at you, and most other people on the internet, period. Yay!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ericdoesnotexist.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13357849&amp;post=192&amp;subd=ericdoesnotexist&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">My God, that guy has a killer moustache.</media:title>
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