Tag Archives: complicated

On Boys, Bikes and Mistaken Identity

11 Jul

I am a blogger* and a geek, therefore I have no life.

So, what do I do during the summer holidays when I am on my lonesome (for, due to my nerd-dom, I have no friends)? I ride up and down the canal path near where I live, on my bike.**

First, let me explain about my bike.

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On Pants and the English Language

27 Jun

Quote of the day:

“I refute you!”                                                                                                                                       Josie Carter

Use this one in an argument. It really works. No one knows quite what to say, so they just dissolve, especially if said in a Simba from The Lion King manner. Another that really works is “Do not mock me, for my words are a matter of pride!

DISCLAIMER: I am about to offend anyone on here who speaks American English. If you indeed do speak American English and are reading this, my advice would be to stop reading. Now. Okay, I put this up. Continue at your own peril!

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“…Like A Hundred Million Hotdogs, Sir.”

13 Jun

I love Eddie Izzard. In all his transvestite-sparkly-dressed-tight-leather-trousered-lipsticked-and-eyelinered glory.  He’s just pretty awesome.

Eddie Izzard

Mr Izzard himself.

“Transvestite is male tomboy, not, repeat,  NOT drag queen. Gay men have pretty much got that covered.”

Eddie Izzard

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Moosive

5 Jun
Black moose silhouette

Nothing to do with mooses, moosen, meece... these things, or whatever.

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AUGH!

10 May

I do give up. After at least an hour’s worth of attempts to make my blog look kind of nice, everything disappeared.

I GIVE UP.

10 on the Yui-ometer. Complete shocked stunned-ness. Totally uncomprehending.

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I think I just died.

Eric

27 Apr

I’m a murderer.

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